Send the draft
Drop in your resume or LinkedIn profile. We read what recruiters actually see—not the heroic version in your head.
Brutally honest. Surprisingly useful.
Truth hurts.
Growth pays.
Funny, actionable resume and LinkedIn roasts for people who are done sending drafts into the void.
Direct feedback. Concrete rewrites. Zero corporate pep talk.
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I'VE SEEN WORSE.
Yours is one of them.
Recruiter-speak detected7.2 / 10
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Funny enough to share
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Useful enough to act on
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Built for resumes + LinkedIn
Real feedback. Real impact.
The laugh is the hook. The fix is the point.
Roastline gives you an honest editorial pass when your draft needs more than another motivational carousel.
Get the verdict
A jaded hiring-manager voice calls out vague claims, dead buzzwords, and the lines that vanish on a six-second scan.
Make it better
Every hit comes with a useful next move: a rewrite, a proof point to add, or a priority fix worth making now.
Not another score
Your profile gets a point of view.
Vague accomplishments. Empty adjectives. A summary that says everything and nothing. We name the issue, then show you a sharper way through it.
- Recruiter-eye scan
- Specific rewrite prompts
- Role-ready positioning
- Screenshot-ready highlights
No softballs
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your next application deserves better
Get roasted. Get sharper.
Send the draft. Take the hit. Leave with a version a recruiter can actually understand.